Thanks to all of you who left helpful tips and advice for overcoming writer's block. I still don't think it's completely gone but I did come up with this short little thing. It's my first brotherfic. I feel so proud.

Title: And Heaven Fell Into the Sea
Author: earlwyn
Rating: PG
Word Count: 960
Summary: Through the looking glass
Notes: This is only slightly autobiographical. Only slightly. Not beta'd. All mistakes my own, etc.

  

This is it. The first ever [blank] type fic I've written for the House fandom. What's [blank], you ask? Read and find out, says I. I'm kind of sad to see this day come, though. You always remember your first, right?

I have a very, very wee missing scene vignette to post while I'm suffering through trying to write a longer post-ep thingummy for Housetraining. Because how could you not want to write a post-ep thingummy for Housetraining? There's just so much THERE. 

Title: JENGA
Author: earlwyn
Pairing: House, Wilson friendship
Rating: PG
Word Count: 631
Summary: Traditions are important.
Notes: Housetraining missing scene. Beta’d by the loverly sweety167. 
 

You know, I've come very close in the past to writing crack. I haven't actually ever quite managed it, because the situation is never quite as EXTREME as one needs it to be considered crack, but I think all that's changed now. 

I'm still riding the high from last night's episode. I'm sure, like everyone out there, it just makes you want to write fic and dance around happily. So I did. Write fic, that is. I'm not divulging whether or not there was any happy dancing. 

I just had the worst Saturday night in the history of Saturday nights. Stupidity burns my soul. Is it so much to ask that a 21 year old not make outrageous and offensive comments to little old ladies in the super market?

To cheer myself up, I wrote slightly odd-ish fic. Call it an ill attempt at humour.

The subject header is only funny if one has access to the giant yellow billboards proclaiming Jesus. every five miles along country roads. They are most annoying and hilarious.

Last night I watched The Ten Commandments with Charleton Heston and Yul Brynner and now I want to write Moses/Ramses fic. The inclination comes complete with plot bunny and over-the-top angst and all. There's also a slight incest bent to it, which I find lovely.

I think this is the reason holy water burns when it touches me.

On this day, the day of religious whatsit and candy, who could ever think of writing blasphemous fic about blowjobs? The answer, if that sugar has caused your brain to short-circuit, is me. As if you couldn't tell. I blame boredom for this.

Title: Biblical Knowledge
Author: earlwyn
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 803
Spoilers: Jesus died but then not really; otherwise none
Summary: Easter, it turns out, is one of House’s favorite fake holidays.
Notes: Horrible, horrible Biblical references ahoy. If you are the type to take all this religion seriously, you might want to crucify me. Oops. 

The first title was: Ridiculously Soppy House/Wilson First Kiss With No Redeeming Value Whatsoever As It Is So Frighteningly Soppy. So that might give you a clue.

Title: The Halfway Point
Author: earlwyn
Disclaimer: I disclaim.
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,902
Summary: House is curious and bored: dangerous combination. There’s also Wilson, some Ho-Hos, Goofy boxers and My Little Pony collections involved. They may or may not be related.
Notes: Written as a sequel (of sorts) to housepiglet’s The Waiting Room, but it can act as a stand alone. Many, many thanks to housepiglet for the beta and for forcing me encouraging me to play in her universe. It's been fun.