Wow. I recieved my assignment and now it feels terrifyingly official and offically terrifying. WHAT THE HELL DID I SIGN UP FOR? ARE YOU EXCITED? *bounces*

And dear Mystery yuletide Writer,

LJ, being the pirate that it is, borrowed my original letter without permission and sunk it. You'll get another one -- a better one! ETA: What one? That one? Aye, that one! Just give me a while to stop sulking and type it up again. But. I AM SO THRILLED YOU ARE WRITING SOMETHING FOR ME.

I don't know why I felt the need to include PotC references.